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Monday, July 29, 2002
Coke plans to introduce diet version of Vanilla Coke in fall. See below. At work, people order a pizza with double "pepperonies" (Ergh!), bacon, sausage and ham (none of which is real, it's all pre-crumbled bits of greasy stuff which never goes bad, because it can't get any worse) and then a Diet Pepsi. Fighting garbage with garbage isn't going to accomplish anything but a bigger goddamned mess. And, I've tasted it. How do people manage to convince themselves that it tastes good? That they want it? That they will move their massive carcase far enough to actually acquire one? Is brainwashing that powerful? Anyway, engourge on new Water That Tastes Kind of Like Someone Peed In It with a Sort of Vanilla Taste...
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