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Wednesday, July 31, 2002
Green Bay rookie Davenport enters innocent plea to breaking and entering a dorm and shitting in some unfortunate woman's closet. Actually, his attorney entered the plea, since the rookie is at training camp, where football players learn where they should take a crap. Arraignment happens August 5th, when the judge is expected to swat Davenport over the nose with a rolled up newspaper and shove his head into his own excrement while repeating "No! Bad! Look at this! Bad!" over and over.
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