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Sunday, December 22, 2002
Coffee, Tea, or Should We Feel Your Pregnant Wife’s Breasts Before Throwing You in a Cell at the Airport and Then Lying About Why We Put You There? A couple at Portland Airport were put through the wringer by overzealous security personel. Apparently, they throught the pregnant woman may have been concealing weapons in her stomach or something and ordered her to lift up her dress and show her stomach. When her husband objected, police arrested him and concocted some bullshit story about how abusive he'd become and he was made to pay a fine.
In the spirit of the months ago campaign I suggested regarding the tale of a woman who's vibrator caused such a panic amongst airport security personel, where I urged travellers to wave sex toys at security inspections, declaring them harmless, I'm now urging any pregnant women travelling to be brave, go in a bikini, bare-bellied, with words to the effect of "THIS IS A BABY, NOT A BOMB!" on your belly.
Send me your story and win a NGC comic.
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