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Friday, June 20, 2003
Bush's Segway tumble was intentional, in an attempt to save the oil industry.
George Bush : Professional Fascist
Ontario Tory ads that show families who oppose teacher strikes and support tax cuts for the rich, or whatever the Tories' policies are this year, are actually stock footage from the US.
Thursday, June 19, 2003
Teaser trailer for Pixar's The Incredibles.
Girl married to stray dog. She'll make an honest dog of him...
Monday, June 16, 2003
Survey finds that one in three Canadians would not eat beef if there's a chance that it might kill them.
StatsCan, otherwise known as the Ministry for Finding Out Obvious Things, has reported that teens who smoke marijuana are more likely to do other things that they're not supposed to do as well.
Discordian Jihad
Saturday, June 14, 2003
Dennis Kucinich , a hippie vegan pacifist is running for President in 2004. He hasn't got a hope in hell. He'll be the victim of the biggest and most rabid smear campaign you've ever witnessed if he even gets close.
Anti-abortion protester arrested on charges he molested girl at home for troubled teens that he runs. John Burt, buddy and pal of Michael Griffin, who murdered abortion doctors, used the women's shelter as a way to pick up loose women. But, some weren't quite as loose as he had hoped and he was shocked and dismayed by the 15 year old that rejected the advances of a 65 year old crazed Christian.
Why is it that seemingly most fundamentalist Christians in North America want to kill people who disagree with them and molest children? Where in the Bible does it condone that kind of behaviour? It'd be a pretty liberal interpretation of any scripture that could lead one to believe that that was acceptable Christian conduct. Or is it that strict Christian upbringing causes one to become mentally ill?
Friday, June 13, 2003
If you were ever looking for an MP3 of Peter Cook's tune Bedazzled from the original movie of the same name, check out The Establishment, for that and other Peter Cook/Dudley Moore tracks...
Gregory Peck Dead at 87, which came as a shock to me, since I thought he was already dead.
U.S. wins exemption for American maurauders from prosecution by International Criminal Court for another year. Bush said the US needed the exemption to prevent people from using the court for the frivolous persecution of American troops. This means that if gung-ho Yankies blow through your town killing and eating your sons and daughters or even your grandmother just for kicks while they're laying waste to your country and telling you to like it, and you want, later, to have them charged with public disturbance or whatever, your desire for justice is frivolous....petty....sore looser. Or, it's politically motivated, which means that you're just motivated by the irrational global wave of anti-American sentiment that the Liberal Media are perpetuating and hence, any issues you bring up or concerns you may claim to have are rendered automatically irrelevant.
Germany, France and Syria raised opposition to the US exemption after ignoring growling noises from the Americans. Bush's people said that criticism of the US would strain the easing of tensions over the Iraq war.
In a year or two, the U.S. will be at war with most of the rest of the world and the planet will be rendered uninhabitable, so, don't make any far too distant plans for the future and enjoy what time you have left. And don't get caught because even a one year jail term may mean a death sentence.
Have a nice day and don't mess with Texas...
Thursday, June 12, 2003
Oldest human skull found. God planted it to confound and test the faith of Baptists.
CNEWS World - Blix denies calling the Bush administration "a bunch of bastards". "That was in reference to other people in Washington," said Blix. "Not the president or the pentagon." He said they were nice to him but would have probably liked him more if his weapons inspectors had found some weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, a task which the Americans themselves are having trouble with now, finding nothing except two vans with no trace of anything at all dangerous or even slightly alarming inside. But, it's all the smoking gun that Junior needs, because, well, he's an idiot and would like to hope that the rest of us are idiots too. Or, at least the majority of us.
His explanation of recent world events is that a country needed to be thoroughly pummelled and destroyed and thousands of people killed because they had two suspicious looking vans.
Monday, June 09, 2003
4 Get Monkeypox Virus From Prairie Dogs...Jesus H. Christ on a stick! I dunno about you, but I'm getting sick and tired of weekly outbreaks of weird diseases. This is a sick and perverse world, my friends. And it's doomed. Buy canned goods and build an underground shelter before the major cities are in flames as the social order crumbles and your neighbours are coughing blood and mutating rapidly or disintegrating from the new strain of leprosy that's a hundred times worse and faster than ever before...
Besides, wouldn't it be Prairie Dogpox?
Seven thousand naked people posed for a photograph in Spain. Had it been in the United States, people would have been brutalized by the police.
Thursday, June 05, 2003
McDonald's sues food critic for saying their hamburgers taste like rubber and their french fries like cardboard. Which is an interesting development, indeed. If they win, can other critics be sued? Can Roger Ebert be sued for saying that Legally Blonde 2 is vapid and stupid? Or music critics for saying the new N'sync CD or whatever is a pile of shit?
Vancouver Wreck Beach toilets explode.
New book reveals that Hillary was outraged by Clinton's lies, in case you thought she was cool with them. Remember when the big scandle involving the president was whether or not he got a blowjob from a young intern who was not his wife instead of whether or not he's part of a fascist vampire oil conspracy of ghouls and zombies? Well, it's back in the news now, so, there you go...
Wednesday, June 04, 2003
U.S. Urges Halt to Abortion Case. Bush wants the supreme court to allow anti-abortion christian fanatics to reveal personal information like home addresses of abortion clinic workers on websites and wanted posters. After three doctors were murdered after appearing on wanted posters, other doctors sued the militant christian terrorist group American Coalition of Life Activists. The group claims that offering rewards for doctors "dead or alive" is protected by free speech laws. Bush agrees, because he's a christian zealot too.
Poll finding show that Muslims worldwide feel that the US is more of a threat than bin Laden. Remember Operation Feel Good or whatever it was called, where the US had enlisted the aid of some PR firm to help improve their image? Well, it's going badly.
Nihilism Proportioning!
Daycare owner charged with breast-feeding someone else's baby. Sometimes I don't need to comment on certain items.
Tuesday, June 03, 2003
Chomsky Interview - Does The USA Intend To Dominate The Whole World By Force?
Legally Blond 3: Peace in the Middle East...Bush begins his venture into Peacemaking, unburdoned by any understanding of the complicated issues of the region. His approach is to dismiss the concerns of the people involved as "those old issues" and just expects everyone to do want he wants and to keep discussions simple. He's expecting a Coles Notes version of negotiation.
Monday, June 02, 2003
Words that rhyme with orange.
Jesus is With You Always.
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