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Sunday, August 31, 2003
Jeb Bush Sends Lawyers to Represent a Fetus. A mentally retarded woman was raped and is now believed pregnant. But, the other Bush wants to claim guardianship over the fetus. So, he's playing the role of another guy who views this woman as a piece of meat. If he wins, she'll have all the legal standing of an incubator, a piece of equipment. But, that's how the Bush family looks at people, as equipment.
Bush solves global CO2 problem by declaring that it is not a pollutant.
Thwarted by congress, Junior is turning to the states for help in becoming Big Brother.
And there's also Nihilist Glee Club Presents Nasty Buggers | Powered by CafePress.com. It's bigger and bolder than small press.
Cafepress now does publishing. Yessir. Take a look at Nihilist Glee Club > NGC Presents Muddled Megillah, oh boy. Sure, it costs more than the small press photocopied version, but, it's bigger and the cover is in colour.
Also, elsewhere in the store, tank tops and things are on sale.
Saturday, August 30, 2003
Sort of newish, NGC Presents The Astroblasters Version 1.2. It's the old comic but now in flash. Yes. Why not?
Friday, August 29, 2003
Put The Star Wars Kid in Episode III Petition. Why not. He'd probably be better than either of the Anakins.
Thursday, August 28, 2003
Deschooling SocietyMany students, especially those who are poor, intuitively know what the schools do for them. They school them to confuse process and substance. Once these become blurred, a new logic is assumed: the more treatment there is, the better are the results; or, escalation leads to success. The pupil is thereby "schooled" to confuse teaching with learning, grade advancement with education, a diploma with competence, and fluency with the ability to say something new.
Bush Administration Adopts Rule on Antipollution Exemption. Thousands of plants can now produce more pollution without installing antipollution devices, which friends of Junior have been lobbying for for quite a while, now.
Psychological Bulletin came under fire for publishing a study that found that conservatives are generally full of instability, fear and intolerance.
Tuesday, August 19, 2003
Hey folks, go out and pick up some new NGC Comics right now. There are some available at these fine Hamilton establishments... DR. DISC, 20 Wilson St., PETTEPLACE GALLERY, 27 King William St. and SPIRITUAL SMOKE, 158 King St. W.
Go wild...
Saturday, August 16, 2003
My friend Chris just directed me to a funny comic called Bob the Angry Flower and now you may go there as well...
Do me a favour, click this button...
Friday, August 15, 2003
Something old...In the NGC Archives, it's Nihilist Glee Club Presents Fiefel Ambiguous' Birthday Present, an evil tale about the powerful and influential....not for the easily offended, that's for sure....
So, power's back. Thanks to all you motherfuckers with multiple air conditioners going for that exciting and fun blackout.
At 4 am last night, I took the dog out for a walk and I was amazed by the number of houses I passed who had all their lights on (gone to sleep with the power out, I guess) and some had two air conditioners going full bore. Now, it was pretty cool outside at that time...maybe if those idiots and assholes actually opened up a window once in a while to let some actual air in, we wouldn't have experienced that shit yesterday.
Wednesday, August 13, 2003
Wher the hell are all the posts here? Why hasn't this blog been kept up to date this time?
Cause...SOMETHING NEW: NGC Presents Cosma Venus is now in the Nihilist Glee Club Online Comics. It's fun and action packed and almost makes some sense...almost...
Friday, August 08, 2003
The Conceited Empire. The fall of the American empire has begun.
Asscroft wants a blacklist of judges who pass sentences that are too lenient. "We want our pound of flesh," said Johnny-boy. "And we expect our judges to git it for us. If they don't we'll investigate them and maybe impose penalties for judges who don't send a felon to the chair." He wants some kind of standardized sentencing thing happening. Prosecutors now are required to report judges who don't abuse their power and work for the clampdown.
Another shifty Republican...nobody really knows where Arnie stands on the issues, perhaps even he himself doesn't. He used to be a ridiculously right wing crank, but, he's not the same since he found out that his father was a Nazi. These things would kill the political career of a normal man, but not the terminator.
Saving Private Lynch will be an authorized epic. Jessica Lynch may put her seal of approval on NBC's movie of the week about her brutal capture, torture and daring rescue from an Iraqi hospital, giving it an air of authenticity even though she can't remember a goddamned thing about the actual events, in which some reports have the doctors at the hospital looking for ways to return her to American forces.
But, no matter, the movie will have a number of evil degenerate Iraqi soldiers who dream of raping her except she belongs to the maniacal Doctor Hussein (a cousin of Saddam's, or something) who engages in some twisted psychological games with the defiant Lynch until finally fucking James Bond himself infiltrates the hospital, neutralizing the scores of extremely well armed soldiers and freeing the emotionally scarred private after an preternaturally violent confrontation with the villan.
They'll probably film it in Canada, too...
Brian Mulroney wants to be part of a special delegation of Canadians involved in selling beef that's heading down to the US to try to convince Junior to lift the ban on Canadian beef. Mulroney's experience as a former professional American President ass-kisser is expected to be useful in delivering the argument that North America is about two things: Money and consuming things that make us ill.
Monday, August 04, 2003
What you don't know can hurt you...The Whitey House has scrapped a nuclear weapons watchdog group so they can develope new nuclear weapons and resume nuclear testing in a relatively covert atmosphere. They disbanded the group quietly. They'll test new weapons quietly. The only noise that will happen will be when they eventually use them.
Washington admits to the existence of a political activists list that's helping airport security to harrass anyone with a history of political agitation. They're hoping it discourages people who might be on their way to a protest or something...
A Pattern Of Deception is what is apparant after looking at the Bush administration's history of disinformation.
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