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Wednesday, July 28, 2004
If you've ever wondered what a Cancerhead cover of Another Brick in the Wall or a remix of the ZeD Theme Music might sound like, now's your chance to find out...
Monday, July 19, 2004
David Ehi Reverse Scam. A Nigerian e-mail scammer is contacted by a Cthulhu researcher.
Sunday, July 18, 2004
Call for U.N. to monitor vote rejected / Dem disciplined for accusing GOP of stealing 2000 election. Say the Republicans, "We didn't steal the election, so we don't need UN monitors this year, and anyone who states otherwise will be silenced!"
Apocalypse Now...Bush and the Book of Revelation: Blueprints for an American Armageddon...
Saturday, July 17, 2004
Liberty and Democracy in the new Iraq. Iyad Allawi, days before he was appointed Prime Minister by the US, is alleged to have shot 6 handcuffed and blindfolded prisoners in the back of their heads as the Interior Minister watched, giggling excitedly. Allawi said he wanted to instruct the police on how to deal with insurgents or anyone who may look at them funny.
Allawi's office denies the allegations, while a CIA operative acknowledges that Allawi has blood on his hand from his work as an agent in London, and US officials refuse to confirm or deny them, stating that they have a hard time keeping track of all the rumors floating around and would prefer to just ignore them...
Is it just me or is this new fangled copy protected cd nonsense a bunch of hooie? The newest Air, Beta Band, Radiohead and Beastie Boys CDs were all copy protected. And, other than a few of them not playing properly in the actual cd player, I'm able to copy the tracks as MP3s in iTunes. Now, supposedly, these cds install some virus like thing on your hard drive allowing you to only burn 3 copies...but, what's to stop you transferring the MP3s to another computer? Also, the copy plays better in the cd player. So, what the fuck? Are they stupid? Did they pay alot for this technology?
Friday, July 16, 2004
We're Number 4! We're number 4! Well, according to the UN, that is...
Thursday, July 15, 2004
Hidden Prisons: U.S. Maintaining Global Network of Secret Detention Facilities
Mary-Kate and the fat one.
Protecting the prez.: "Couple in anti-Bush T-shirts were arrested at president’s speech"
E-Jing-A-Ling Thing Hexagrams. For the E-Jing-A-Ling Thing, we took the I-Ching and created Discordian answers that had some similarity to the Chinese meanings (albeit, in some cases it is a stretch, but the Goddess TOLD us to do it).
Some Liberals say minority won't last long. Anonymous Liberals say that they'll wait till their popularity goes up and then trigger a defeat in parliament and have another election.
Wednesday, July 14, 2004
Bush appointees are looking into changing laws to allow Junior to become president for life in the event of a terrorist attack.
Tuesday, July 13, 2004
A handy solution for lame seagull. Martha the seagull was found with a gangrened leg. A Turkish yacht crew found the bird, amputated her leg and replaced it with a barbie doll leg, and some other doll they took the hand off of to give Martha a new foot. Now she's a big hit with the tourists.
Monday, July 12, 2004
Aid Workers Retrain Man Raised As Chicken. Sunjit Kumar was locked in a chicken coop for several years as a young boy. Then he spent 20 years tied to a hospital bed. Now, he's being reintegrated into human society...or whatever passes for it these days...
Sunday, July 11, 2004
"Discussin' the Issues" with Doci and Pram
Friday, July 09, 2004
Larry Flynt and the George Bush sponsored abortion
Tuesday, July 06, 2004
Edwards named as Kerry's running mate, which means it'll get weird...
Monday, July 05, 2004
Michael Moore has a blog.
Is there a CIA executed Coup D'etat against the Bush administration in the works?
Daleks boycott Dr Who. The BBC and the estate of Dalek creator Terry Nation couldn't come to an agreement over editorial control, so, there will be no Daleks in the new Doctor Who series. The Beeb claims that there'll be plenty of other monsters and villians to keep the Doc busy. But, they also say the show's been updated for the 21st century, which could mean that it'll be cool or complete shit. And, considering the Nation estate claims the BBC is attempting to "ruin the brand of the Daleks", and Nation allowed the Peter Cushing movies to be made, it doesn't bode well...
Broken Cat
Friday, July 02, 2004
As a companion piece to Cancerhead's Lab Results CD, you can also get The Stupid EP, which has got three remixes, four new vocal tracks and one filler tune...cause filler tunes are good...it keeps the fans expectations down, lets 'em know that even the greatest are capable of mediocrity from time to time...
Irish journalist riles Bush over Abu Ghraib. After an interview with Carole Coleman, the White House lodged a compaint with the Irish embassy over what it said was a lack of respect. It seems Junior is used to being asked easy questions that don't call attention to his blunders and failures. To avoid further embarrassing moments, Mrs. Junior cancelled an interview with Radio Television Eire.
Thursday, July 01, 2004
The resistance campaign is Iraq's real war of liberation. You can call them terrorists or insurgents or forces loyal to Saddam or what have you, but it doesn't really change the fact that they're a classic guerrilla resistence movement against American occupation and political chicanery...
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