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Tuesday, November 23, 2004
Dolphins save swimmers from shark. Dolphins are cool.
Saturday, November 20, 2004
History repeating....Stop us if you've heard this one before. The Bush administration creates a false sense of urgency about a nuclear menace from a Middle Eastern country. Hard-liners talk about that country's connections to terrorists. They portray European diplomatic efforts to defuse tensions as a feckless attempt to appease a rogue nation whose word can never be trusted anyway. Secretary of State Colin Powell makes ominous-sounding warnings about new intelligence, which turns out to be dubious.
This time, it's Iran. That's the repeat of recent history. There's also the history of empires stretching themselves too thin in an attempt at global conquest that exceeds their reach...
Thursday, November 18, 2004
Bush plan to force mental health patients to use dangerous drugs provided by pharmaceuticals who coincidentally contributed to Bush's campaign.
Did Bush win the election?
Tuesday, November 16, 2004
Regariding the post immediately below, here's a List of Members of the House of Commons so Canadian's can contact their MPs and ask them to pressure the government to arrest Bush when he comes. What fun, what a shitstorm, that would cause...!
Should Canada indict Bush? Canada has laws which allow it to arrest foreign leaders guilty of war crimes. Given that Bush invaded a country that posed no threat to the US, and then held people captive and ignored their rights, and then there's the torture... Those all fall under the rubric of war crimes.
But, since 51% of the population support Bush in some form or another, could the US be considered a rogue nation? Should the UN step in? Would sanctions work?
Monday, November 15, 2004
Dubya - The movie
White House Orders Purge of CIA 'Liberals,' Sources Say. The CIA is a hotbed of lefties and liberals, the White House fears. Anyone caught gathering intelligence that does not conform to the Bush administration's version of reality will have their resignation mutually decided.
Who Is The Real Enemy? : "Do you support your country even if what it does is evil?
So, what does that make you?"
The only voice of reason (occasionally) in the Bush cabinet submits resignation. Colin Powell says he's returning to private life, a decision that was reached "mutually" by Powell and Bush. He'll be replaced by Bush parrot Condi Rice. Sources reveal that Rice will be replaced by an annoying yapping dog.
Can we expect an insider book from Colin in the near future?
Saturday, November 13, 2004
Riceboys, Bill Gates
Circle I Limbo Oakland Raider Fans
Circle II Whirling in a Dark & Stormy Wind The New York Yankees
Circle III Mud, Rain, Cold, Hail & Snow NAMBLA Members, Parents who bring squalling brats to R-rated movies
Circle IV Rolling Weights The Pope
Circle V Stuck in Mud, Mangled River Styx Republicans
Circle VI Buried for Eternity River Phlegyas George Bush
Circle VII Burning Sands Rednecks
Circle IIX Immersed in Excrement Creationists
Circle IX Frozen in Ice Design your own hell
Today In Alternate History.
Thursday, November 11, 2004
Christian pharmacists refuse to give out pill. Due to new laws, druggists in various red states can refuse to fill perscriptions for birth control pills if it conflicts with their beliefs.
Alberto Gonzales, who a while back defended the Bushites' incarceration of War on Terror victims without access to lawyers, is Bush's choice to replace Ashcroft, aka Lord Vader, as attorney general. Gonzales, an eveangelical, believes that anti-torture treaties do not apply to terrorist suspects. Four more years. Who-Hah!
Monday, November 08, 2004
Air Canada's Milton mum on cost of Dion contract. CEO Milton says it was worth it to lay off thousands and hire Vegas showgirl Celine Dion for promotional purposes. Many employees feel the move was assinine.
Norway shuts down anti-Bush site...Norwegian police have shut down a satirical web site that called for the assassination of U.S. President George Bush.
But, I mean, really, which would you rather have, another 9/11 or one bullet to the head of the most dangerous man on the planet?
Oh, wait...that would leave Dick in charge....
Sunday, November 07, 2004
Episode III teaser
Saturday, November 06, 2004
`We're moving. Canada is looking pretty good right now'...Canada's immigration website had a record breaking number of American visitors moments after Bush's victory speech.
Thursday, November 04, 2004
The God Question
Wednesday, November 03, 2004
Americans embrace homicidal/masochistic impulses and elect befuddled buffoon as president...Bush to world: "Fuck you! This time I was elected..." Junior has four more years to help out his billionaire friends and make the world safer for corporations and the Saudi royal family....
Monday, November 01, 2004
International election monitors predict chaos and confusion surrounding US election...followed by a stock market crash, massive power failures, civil war and, if Bush loses, a military coup...
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