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Friday, December 08, 2006
Iraq and U.S. dispute raid?. US stormtroopers killed 20 Iraqis in US occupied Iraq. They say they were terrorists or militants or insurgents or whatever the enemy is today, but Iraqi officials say they were civilians, including 6 women and 5 children. "Well, they didn't greet us as liberators," said an unnamed American soldier. "What were we supposed to think? As far as we're concerned, if they don't welcome us with candy and flowers, they're fair game..."
Meanwhile, Junior is trying to figure out a way to ignore James Baker's recommendations on severe adjustments to Bush's strategy, including getting one, without appearing to be too much of a dick. "I'm seriously considering adopting some kind of strategy," said the boy president. But he wouldn't say what it would be, other than presenting the idea of training Iraqi troops as if it was new. "When they stand up, we'll sit down," he said yet again. "Until then, we'll continue to stumble along, tripping over nearly every obsticle we come across..."
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